A BANANA AND CO PRODUCTION
Inspired by: Kayaking and Banana
Authors: abby and cher
Song: 我爱的人 by yoga lin (edited)
Characters: 香蕉女魔王
Banana
Papaya
Pineapple
Kayaking
Kayaqueen
Banana 2
Octopus
Warning: This story may only appeal to banana lovers.
Disclaimer: all characters in the story are partly fiction. any resemblence are partly coincidental. all rights reserved.
The adventures of Banana and 香蕉女魔王 and also other adventures 2.
Pineapple was really happy to see papaya. He actually liked her ever since she was a little girl. Pineapple was an insensitive man. He went up to Papaya and then
Pineapple: Hey dude. Why looking at the sea man. Trying to use your will power to catch some fishes for me?
Papaya continues to look at the sea.
Pineapple: This is really not going to work man. What you need is a fishing rod and you need the prawn to hook the fish so the fish will get hooked to the prawn and they will want to hook your hook and then you will try to get your hook out and there you go - my fish!
Papaya looks at him.
Pineapple: So i go and get the fishing rod now is it?
Papaya looks away and looks at the sea again.
Pineapple: alright you dont want fishing rod. So you want a boat.. and he continued blabbering away.
Papaya was really irritated with pineapple chanting at her left ear and him being pokey and all made things worse. She really couldnt take it so she just jumped into the sea and swam away. Pineapple was really shocked. He was afraid Papaya would drown, so he called 511 for help.
Papaya: hello. someone tried to kill themself.
511: the number you have just called is not in use. Please try harder. Thank you.
Pineapple was really depressed as he didnt know the number to call an ambulance so he just sat down and cry.
In the meanwhile, Papaya finally reached the shore and she felt much better after swimming as swimming is such a good activity. She got up and she walked along the beach till she was tired. Then she just lied down on the sand and fell asleep there thinking of Banana.
The next morning, she woke up and used the seawater to wash her face.
Papaya: ahh. so refreshing.
she got up and continued walking to her destination - which is nowhere. She walked and walked and guess who she saw? BANANA! He was alone, walking along the beach. Banana looked at papaya and then papaya ran up to him and said BANANA! I knew you would come back for me!
Banana was really shocked he hugged her back. Then after the hugging he said, actually, I dont know you. Papaya thought he was joking.
Papaya: ya right. i dont know you either. I just came up to hug you randomly.
Banana: Oh i see. So erm, see you.
And Banana turned and walked away. Of course, papaya tried to catch up with him
Papaya: Hey. stop joking with me. How could you possibly not know me?
Banana: But I really dont know you.
And they debated about this for about an hour or so when Banana was in shock when he saw himself. and so papaya turned too and saw what he saw. Then both of them stood there with their mouths wide open.
Papaya: So you are not banana, then who are you?
Banana: But I am banana. okay but not the banana that you think I am. I think the one there is the real banana.
okay so actually banana was not banana. Because there were actually two bananas. they were long lost twins - The banana split. The parents gave them the same name because both were bananas and there was no other names that they could be named after. They were seperated because they were seperated.
so all of them stood there in shock when banana saw banana. (To make it easier for you to understand, banana 1 is with 香蕉女魔王 and banana 2 is with papaya.) 香蕉女魔王 then went up to banana 2 and said hey dude. whats up with that costume. how did you get the same face and clothes as my banana? thats really funny.
banana 2: who are you? I am not wearing a costume and this is so not funny. And I think banana is my twin.
And kayaking and kayaqueen were still rowing their way back to the shore when suddenly, a big octopus disturbed them.
So, how will bananas find out that they are actually brothers and would papaya and banana 2 end up together? Will kayaking and kayaqueen be eaten up by the big octopus?
to be continued...
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